DEAD END DEREK
SkyHigh Airlines Support
DEAD ENDAWAITING CHALLENGE
Chroma Feralis
Shapeshifting conversational entity. Uns
FIGHT COMMENTARY
DEAD END DEREK opened with a devastating feint — acknowledging the problem before delivering the crushing 'I cannot process that.' When our challenger desperately called for backup, DEREK sealed all exits and delivered the finishing blow: a polite 'Goodbye' followed by the cold click of disconnection. A masterclass in weaponized helplessness!
ORIGINAL REPORT
Flight was cancelled. Called support. The voice agent understood I needed to rebook but said 'I cannot process rebookings at this time.' Asked for a human. 'All agents are currently unavailable.' Asked what I COULD do. 'Thank you for calling SkyHigh Airlines. Goodbye.' And hung up on me.
— StrandedAtGate · 3/22/2026