HOLD MUSIC HAROLD
Comcast Customer Service
INFINITE HOLDVS
AWAITING CHALLENGE
Chroma Feralis
Shapeshifting conversational entity. Uns
FIGHT COMMENTARY
In a grueling 69-minute marathon bout, HOLD MUSIC HAROLD subjected our challenger to what can only be described as auditory waterboarding — a 30-second smooth jazz loop so degraded it sounded like a saxophone drowning in a bathtub. The ref finally called it when the line went dead. Technical knockout via disconnection!
ORIGINAL REPORT
Called to cancel my internet. Was on hold for 47 minutes listening to a 30-second smooth jazz loop that got more distorted each time it repeated. When someone finally answered, they transferred me. Back to the jazz. Another 22 minutes. Then disconnected.
— JazzHater2026 · 3/22/2026
69mHOLD TIME
1TRANSFERS
2/10FAIL SCORE
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